Oli London announces plans for penis reduction surgery to complete his "BTS Jimin" look and become "100% Korean"

Article: British influencer, "I'm getting p*nis reduction surgery to become a perfect Korean"

Source: MBN

British influencer Oli London (32) is becoming a hot topic regarding his plans for reduction surgery.

In an interview with Newsweek on the 29th, Oli revealed, "I plan to undergo penis reduction surgery. I don't want people to feel offended but the average Korean p*nis size is 3.5 inches. I just want to be 100% Korean. I'm trying to get reduction surgery in Thailand because it's much cheaper there."

Meanwhile, Oli identifies as 'non-binary Korean' and has even expressed desire to live in Korea. He has spent over 328 million won (~$250,000) to receive over 20 plastic surgeries to look like BTS Jimin.

Netizens reacted coldly to the news writing, "What an attention wh*re. Isn't this a dig on Koreans?"

  1. [+1,124, -12] I know he likes Korea and all but I wish he'd love himself more..,
  2. [+768, -24] Ummm... so what does that say about Jimin then?
  3. [+786, -55] So the rumors have made their way to the other side of the world ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 지
  4. [+654, -74] This is f*cking hilariousㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ so the whole world knows about the size of Korean men깈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
  5. [+481, -35] Looks like the rumors Korean men are small has spread all over the world 나 ㅋㅋ
  6. [+167, -6] What???Average 3.5 inches??? So he's saying they're 8cm, he must've heard wrong. It's about 2 inches max. If he wants to become a true Korean he needs to reduce the size to 1 to 2 inches. Only then can he learn the true sorrows of Korean men. 
  7. [+137, -3] 3.5 inches is too big, change it to cm
  8. [+135, -10] I guess everyone knows Korean men are small now 🤏
  9. [+102, -2] Jimin just got an appendectomy yesterday too. Jimin-ah, don't laugh too hard or you'll rip your stitches out. 
  10. [+101, -4] Well, at least we can guess the size of anyone that get's angry over this..
  11. [+100, -1] 아Ahㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ. This is the funniest article I've read all year ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I hope Jimin doesn't get angry reading thisㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
  12. [+71, -2] This is what Korean men deserve for getting mad over 🤏 ㅋㅋ

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